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Top 10 things that piss me off as a sysadmin

#1. Can you install Flash

#2. Where is the icon that takes me to the customer database

#3. Does this mean I have a virus

#4. Can you get more memory for this is so slow

#5. My zoiper is broken what do I do

#6. My Zoiper broke again what do I do?

#7. This shit sucks

#8. Zoiper died in the middle of my conversation with x customer like this morning

#9. I've been having this problem since this morning, and its 15 minutes before we leave on a friday

#10. I wish we had windows again

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Here are my answers to the following

#1. Quict fucking off and watching flash movies all day you lazy fucks

#2. The DB is up your ass and around the fucking corner, you fuck off just type in 192.168.x.x in your browser and book mark it you lazy fucks

#3. It means im going to have to erase all your shit and your going to have to fucking live with it.
#4 Talk to management, im sure they will tell you to fuck off but in case they don't, fuck off
#5 Restart your computer and go fuck yourself
#6 Repeat set 5 and fuck yourself again
#7 Live with it you microshaft lover, and go fuck yourself you unintellegent mother fucker.
#8 What the fuck took you so fucking long to come to me? you've been fucking off for 4 hours of company time already and havent been fire yet you lazy fuck? Fuck yourself, ill pencil you in 2 weeks from now, have a nice day and go fuck yourself.
#9 Fuck off its friday and 15 minutes until im going home, fuck yourself and your lazy ass, I hope they fire you! If you have to come in tomorrow go fuck yourself because I wont be here on a saturday because of your lazy fucking ass.
#10 Just go off yourself you stupid, uneducated, lazy mother fucker -- grow a pair and use something that doesnt have bloat.

I wish I could say these things but im a nice person but when you work 4 weekends in a row... You'd feel that way too.