VPS mussing's

(11:31:54 AM) Llew: >.>
(11:31:59 AM) rob.p: enjoy
(12:47:30 PM) Llew: http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
(01:09:14 PM) Llew: =)
(01:09:24 PM) Llew: shits starting to fall into place
(01:11:39 PM) rob.p: yay?
(01:20:09 PM) Llew: i found it
(01:20:16 PM) Llew: Terroristvps.com
(01:20:18 PM) Llew: jk
(01:24:59 PM) rob.p: if that's not already a vendor, it *should* be.
(01:26:08 PM) Llew: yep lets make it the only VPS vendor in the GAZA strip
(01:26:26 PM) rob.p: at least it'll have a reason to crash daily
(01:26:57 PM) rob.p: "Please to excuse outage, but the was due to rockets attack striking servers cage. Much apologies for problems."
(01:27:00 PM) Llew: HAHAH
(01:27:36 PM) Llew: Announcement: Daily bombing from the Jews will require us to close down the VPS's today for a few hours
(01:28:04 PM) rob.p: "Servers today was seized by Likhud, hope to have rebuilt them for your convenience tomorrow."
(01:30:01 PM) Llew: Announcement: Due to our VPS's being taken over by the Sheik, we will no longer be able to control the billing cycle as he doesnt know how to run a VPS only a rocket launcher... Please be ready to see some rather frequent service interuptions and welcome to HABNARI_Sheikvps.com
(01:31:10 PM) rob.p: Customer advisory: Due to rocking of Casbah, some DNS problems today.
(01:31:16 PM) rob.p: Sharif don't like it.
(01:33:27 PM) Llew: Network Outtage: Im sorry to any of our customers in the Western World, we are exp. problems with our transatlantic cable, and it will be down for a month. In the case of you not seeing this email most likely last nights bombing probably destroyed it more.
(01:34:24 PM) rob.p: .siht ekil nettirw eb lliw segassem tsom ,esruoc fO
(01:34:30 PM) rob.p: Arirbic is right-to-left after all