10 more things to ugg about

Earlier in a blog I titled "uggg.." I basically had a tirade about 10 things users say that piss me off - Well I have 10 more :)

1. My wireless isnt working!
2. My Database doesn't work...
3. My Database still doesn't work!
4. I need flash, I mean Adobe Acrobat installed.
5. Im such a chicken shit that I have to go to management because you arent doing things as fast as I want you too but your in the middle of another project!
6. Why does my browser crash when I try to build a site?
7. My internet is slow..
8. Why do you seem so angry all the time?
9. My user name isnt my name and my back ground isnt what I want it.
10. heres one from me to you guys, " Why dont you fucks add me to your google and google me questions vs walking up to me and asking me? I mean I like talking with you but when 90% of you people are sick - Why would I want to maximize my exposure to you?"

1. OMG... This problem existed before I showed up! You guys dealt with it before what the fuck is stopping you from doing it again! Look you lame fucking , worthless fucks just hit the resolve button in the wireless interface and quit wasting my time with simple windows problems that dont involve administrative priviledges. If you cant figure out how to do that after watching me do it for you 10 fucking times, and the guy here before me who must have done it atleast 100 fucking times... promptly find the closest window with a two story drop and jump out of it, we dont need your Gene's in the Gene pool any longer! If you survive, maybe with the time off you can learn how to click your fucking mouse two times and fix your own problems.

2. OK FROM( Future Retard Of aMerica!) initiate! Click "Clear my private data, check all the boxes, and hit OK" How fucking hard is that? I've seen def-mute monkeys do it with out a problem... please dont tell me they have more brain power then you - why do I have to come over and do this for you ( for the 100th time ), and you know what really pisses me off ( See the sour look on my face its not exactly the look on my face when Im happy with some one!). MY absolute favorite moment is when you say you did it ( congrats retard, you've progressed to to 1st grade), and then say "It still doesnt work!", and then I do it and it magically works! Please take the suggestion from above and preferably find a larger building!

3. Talk to the Terrorist in the Cave - Im not the demi-god of the database neither do I have that pointy of a nose! Im just a SysAdmin! So go fuck yourself, and pay attention so next time I dont have to waste precious oxygen to answer your question because just asking you doubled the oxygen wasted. Lets face it there is such a thing as stupid questions, and you found it! ( Congrats now prompty find a building to play hop-scotch off of ;) )

4. WTF?! Why do you need acrobat?! Wtf are you doing your taxes at work for! We are paying you to do stuff you should do on your own time at work? Why dont you clear some time out of your "Busy schedule" ie quit smoking pot for an hour and get online and do them before the date they are due you lazy fuck. OMG if I had a dollar for everytime I installed something on your machine that "You" Might need.. Id be fucking rich because all you fucks exploit the system - I cant wait until I get the chance to black list everything except for customers sites and tools.

5. Please go play hide and go fuck yourself! For you my friend, the one who brings me the heat i will bring you more, expect to hear NO, alot - I will make sure that for as much as I suffer you will to :) Play games with me and I will play back.. Fuck you! Slow torture is the best I promise you worthless fuck! Ill smile while I do it too!

6. You will have to talk to management about your shitty machine - I've tried my best its not my fault your trying to put an elephant through a pin hole. Consider this.. Does it turn on? Does it turn off? Can you email some one? BE FUCKING HAPPY THERES PEOPLE IN RETIREMENT HOMES THAT CANT EVEN DO THAT YOU UNGREATFUL FUCK!

7. Quit fucking opening multiple browsers with fucking music players and video's. Do that on your own fucking time you pricks quit wasting our shared bandwidth, and If its speed you want tell the rest of the useless pricks around you to quit doing it.

8. Contemplate the last 17 items I have gone over and if you still cant figure it out.... I think its time we send you back to kindergarden and put you back in diapers. Stupid fucking waste of precious resources..

9. Fuck you! You are now users, and your background you can change yourself you lazy sales fuck! If you dont like it, go play hide and fuck yourself.. Quit wasting my clean air >.>

10. Come on people this one is common fucking sense show alittle compassion to me and maybe Ill actually be happy to drop something and do something for you but No, so fuck yourselves!